Deliverance

First they promised to deliver their products at home in three business days.

I bought something.

They delivered.

Amazing.

Then they started delivering their products in three business days without a delivery fee.

I bought something.

They delivered.

Amazing.

Then they offered free same-day deliveries.

I bought something.

They delivered.

Amazing.

Then they came up with day-before deliveries. I still had to order and pay for stuff after their free delivery, but without the cumbersomeness of having to decide what to buy. I’m now the owner of ninety crates of pinto beans cans that are now my only source of nourishment.

They taste amazing.

Published by IFSciFi

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